Name: Ginzo (well, not really. But I don't want you wackos to know my real name).
Age: somewhere between 2 and 143.
Occupation: sitting in a chair and being grumpy.
Location: only in your imagination.
Sex: Probably not.
Special skills: Heat vision.
Random information: when I was but a wee wormbaby, I ate a whole peach. yay.